areyoutryingtodeduceme:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I shouldn’t be allowed to watch shows like Chopped because I’ll see a chef add Orange Juice to tomato pasta sauce and think “what a good idea” and then I’ll try that thing and think “I have made a mistake”

I am still going to power through and eat this entire damn pot of orange-y gnocchi though whatever IDEC

practicallyperfectjulie:

lejazzhot:

Julie Andrews sharing a sweet story about her grandson Sam, on The Rachael Ray Show.

sOBBING BECAUSE OF THE ADORABLE

(via justleftyagain)

xxcookievampiressxx:

lacedkitty:

hypergamy:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm


my mouth dropped open in absolute horror. HORROR. THERE ARE JUST SO MANY WRONG THINGS IN THIS POST… WOW.

I’M GOING TO THROW UP

BOOST!!!!!

WHOA. Whoa nelly, son. This- this, right here^^^^ is rape culture at its ‘finest’. Teach your children well, world. Don’t let them remain ignorant. 

xxcookievampiressxx:

lacedkitty:

hypergamy:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

my mouth dropped open in absolute horror. HORROR. THERE ARE JUST SO MANY WRONG THINGS IN THIS POST… WOW.

I’M GOING TO THROW UP

BOOST!!!!!

WHOA. Whoa nelly, son. This- this, right here^^^^ is rape culture at its ‘finest’. Teach your children well, world. Don’t let them remain ignorant. 

(via justleftyagain)

kikiyuyu:

courtney-joanna:

I would pay good money to see this. 

finally a sport i’m interested in playing

kikiyuyu:

courtney-joanna:

I would pay good money to see this. 

finally a sport i’m interested in playing

(Source: 4gifs, via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

(Source: chapiskooh, via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

mrjoshmacintosh:

officertoast:

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

image

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!

image

ah yes, the staff

image

(Source: andrewsatanhussie, via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

tempestpaige:

mannly:

vr-trakowski:

Sparklefish! Or is it a sparklepus?

a small friend

look its me

tempestpaige:

mannly:

vr-trakowski:

Sparklefish! Or is it a sparklepus?

a small friend

look its me

(via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

yukirnura:

intartarus:

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post

(via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

racervonschweetz:

thiefqueenftw:

We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother

IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

(via time-to-shank-a-bitch)