allabitofablur:

iwonteverbehappyagain:

lambofhorror:

meetthegamer:

File this under jokes you didn’t understand the first time around. 

Oh.

Wow…

I remember when I was a kid watching TV and my mom would gasp and complain that a show was being inappropriate. I was really confused until I grew up and rewatched those shows. What many parents don’t get (because TV was more censored when they were children) is that these jokes go right over our heads and are only put in to amuse the parents stuck watching the shows with their children. 

(Source: thechairmanreturns, via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

(via fiveryy)

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

(Source: seekelsey, via time-to-shank-a-bitch)

kiwi-kaleidoscope:

underhuntressmoon:

forumgamer:

geekgirlsmash:

ccharlesxavier:

firefly/character tropes-kaylee frye

All right, can I take a minute to talk about why Kaylee Frye is perfect? She’s an unkempt beauty that no one tries to dress up, she’s a tomboy with no regrets about her girly streak, she’s just “I love the floofy dress, I want the floofy dress, look at me being damned cute in my floofy dress,” her overalls have cute things like teddy bears, and she wears pink, and florals, and she’s the sweet, nice girl, who’s also sexual, she literally met Mal while having sex with someone, she spends the whole damned series trying to get laid, she comments that she masturbates (“Ain’t had nothing twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries”) and it’s no big deal, and is 100% supportive of Inara (“Have good sex!”)

She’s not pigeonholed into anything other than being really cheerful, and great with engines. 

The more I hear about Firefly, the more I think I should finally give it a shot…

YES YOU SHOULD

My appreciation for Kaylee Frye is never-ending. I nearly died of joy right on the spot when my English housemate once asked me if I’d watched Firefly because I “reminded [him] of the mechanic”.

She’s a wonderfully dynamic character.

(Source: dennisrynolds, via faux-heart)

37,271 Plays

lettherebesongs:

Mika | Blame It On The Girls

So I was sitting there in the bar and this guy comes up to me and he said “My life stinks” and I saw his gold credit card and I saw the way he was looking at people across the room and I looked at his face and you know, what a good looking face, and I just said, “Dude, your perspective on life sucks” 

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

(via fiveryy)

So…I reached a new stage tonight. Something changed in me in regards to the whole ‘breaking up with boy-o’ thing. He has a new flame, a new official flame. I was bitter and I was angry, and hurt because we were never ‘official’, but…I had an emotional release. I slapped him. I’ve never slapped a person in my life and I slapped him as hard as I could right across his face. It felt good.Better than good, actually. It was fucking amazing. It felt like I closed a door that I was having a very difficult time closing. It wasn’t done in anger or with any malice. In fact, he offered his cheek. He knows how hard this has been for me and he’s been doing his level best to support me in my healing. 

I now feel as though I can be his friend without feeling pain. Sure, I don’t think I’ll be ready to meet his girlfriend just yet (the wound is still fresh, tyvm)…but I finally feel like I’m moving on. Properly and truly moving on. 

Huzzah for healing and new beginnings!

ask-vonbelfry:

littleyellowfirelights:

hannahcarbons:

"Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.”

Wow, talk about a coincidence. I’ve felt so awful tonight, and this comes along. Worth sharing.

I really need to remember this.

I. Fucking. Love. This. Quote. It actually throws me from my bad moods.

(Source: glaciuss, via fuckwritersblock)

werewolfau:

bbybirdbarton:

jodiamandis:

lightspeedsound:

High School Fads, 1944

Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back

This ^^^

I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl

can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

goingbeyondmylimits:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Also, if you harass, attack, or scare a crow or crows. They will remember you FOR LIFE. Yes, for life. They don’t give a shit you if threw a rock at them when you were 8. They will remember you forever. I’m glad crows aren’t around where I live. *phew*

goingbeyondmylimits:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Also, if you harass, attack, or scare a crow or crows. They will remember you FOR LIFE. Yes, for life. They don’t give a shit you if threw a rock at them when you were 8. They will remember you forever. I’m glad crows aren’t around where I live. *phew*

(via time-to-shank-a-bitch)